Official Week 1 Steelers Game Thread. It's GO TIME!

[stripesincarolina]

Who is our LS today? Why the heck isnt he on the sidelines snapping a thousand balls??

[MeatHeadbengal]

We had to expect some of this with our 1's not playing a single snap in the pre-season! Give credit to the steelers they have had a very very good game plan on defense.

[stripesincarolina]

I'm having intrusive thoughts like trade Mixon, promote Perine and Evans.

[stripesincarolina]

Call Whitworth now and BEG him to come back. Ditch Jonah. Bring Prince back, Volson aint ready.

I'm in panic mode!!!

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Dumb clock management punting early.

[stripesincarolina]

I'm in physical pain here....

[stripesincarolina]

So many things wrong how do you unpack all of this in a press conference?

[Bengals1]

Bungles are back baby. Snake bit and 0-1 against one of the worst teams in the league this year.

Just like old times, eh?

[stripesincarolina]

Looks like we're headin' to Sodona Meat. Time to torch some strip malls.

[stripesincarolina]

This game was gift wrapped for the Stoolers. But it was one of those trick presents where you have boxes inside of boxes.

Stoolers: "Looks like you guys won, congrats"

Bengals: "No,no guys, there's more! Check inside the box and open up the next one. You'll never believe what we got you!"