WK2 Cats vs Bears Prediction Thread

[stripesincarolina]

Andy will feel right at home running for his life in a Bengals game. Burrow and the boys will tighten things up and destroy the Bears next week. Early prediction....

Cats 38
Bears 20

[Bengals1]

NFL Rumors (@nflrums)
#Bengals Trey Waynes is not expected to play this week.

[skycruiser]

On the road vs a pissed Andy dalton, or worse yet a rookie QB making his first start? Don’t like it

Bears 23
Cats 16

[stripesincarolina]

On the road vs a pissed Andy dalton, or worse yet a rookie QB making his first start? Don’t like it

Bears 23
Cats 16

You and Bananas must be drinking together this weekend. You cannot be serious!!

[Bengals1]

Bears open as 3-point favorites.

[orange_black]

Burrow.

Andy Dalton is that "cute" but not stunning gf we had in high school that is now a few years out of college, still single and put on about 35 pounds.

Bengals 31
Bears 24

[Bengals1]

The Bengals will get off to a quick start. Dalton will toss two INT's and be sacked three times by half-time. Half time score Cats 21 Bears 6. Stripes, O_B and Meat immediately Google "Super Bowl Tickets."

To absolutely no ones surprise except myopic Bengal fans (are they any other kind...? ) The Bears start Justin Fields in the second half. He immediately leads them down the field for a score. The two teams trade punts for a while and in a desperation move to regain momentum and to show last Sundays 4th and 1 call wasn't a brain fart (it was) Zac has Burrow go for it on 4th and 1 from the Cats own 40. This time he fakes the hand-off to Mixon and tries to toss it to a TE but unlike the overtime play last Sunday this time it fails.

Seizing the momentum, Fields once again leads the Bears down for another score. Bengals 21 Bears 20.

In an ironic twist of fate, Mixon fumbles with 1:45 left in the game. Fields leads his team into field goal range and with 3 seconds left on the clock Chicago kicks the game winning field goal.

Final score: Bears 23 Kitties 21

Stripes, O_B and Meat immediately Google "Paper bags for your head." Meat misspells it.

[MeatHeadbengal]

The Bengals will get off to a quick start. Dalton will toss two INT's and be sacked three times by half-time. Half time score Cats 21 Bears 6. Stripes, O_B and Meat immediately Google "Super Bowl Tickets."

First of all I don't use google, and secondly you couldn't pay me to go to that concrete jungle that they call LA.

Stripes, O_B and Meat immediately Google "Paper bags for your head." Meat misspells it.

Thank God for auto-correct!!

I hope I quoted you correctly don't want you to get all "Get off my lawn", and get that blood pressure of yours too high...

[TheBurn]

Cats 27, Bears 16

[Jmble]

The Bengals will get off to a quick start. Dalton will toss two INT's and be sacked three times by half-time. Half time score Cats 21 Bears 6. Stripes, O_B and Meat immediately Google "Super Bowl Tickets."

First of all I don't use google, and secondly you couldn't pay me to go to that concrete jungle that they call LA.

Stripes, O_B and Meat immediately Google "Paper bags for your head." Meat misspells it.

Thank God for auto-correct!!

I hope I quoted you correctly don't want you to get all "Get off my lawn", and get that blood pressure of yours too high...

Everyone knows that Meat still uses Ask Jeeves