Infinity Gauntlet

[Mag]

If you don't know what that is, you must live under a rock.

I heard this question on a podcast this morning. If you could snap away 5 current or former players from ever playing in the nfl, who would they be?

[MeatHeadbengal]

#1 Hines Ward
#2 Joey Porter
#3 Ben Toothlessbooger
#4 Jerrome Bettis
#5 Baker Gayfield!

[Jmble]

1. Hines Ward
2. Kimo Von Oelhoffen
3. Joe Montana
4. JuJu Smith Shuster
5. Baker Mayfield because Fuck that guy.

So many people I wanted to put in that last spot. To name a few, Ed Reed, Lewis Billups, Akili Smith, Heath Miller, Ryan Shazier, Marv Levy (I'm counting coaches), Brandon Tate

[Andysbigfateyebrows]

Jimble’s list is better. Gotta include Kimo and Montana is a good call as well.

[orange_black]

1. Mike Brown*
2. Whines Hard
3. Joey Porter
4. Joe Montana
5. Worthlessburger

*not a player... still... eff that guy

[Mag]

1. Joe Montana- perhaps we win 2 SBs?
2. Kimo- perhaps we win another.
3. Jeremy Hill- If he doesn't fumble as were running out the clock, none of the BS with Burfict and Pacman happens and we win.
4. Akili Smith- perhaps we take the Saints trade.
5. Joey Porter- because F that guy! Plus he jumped Levi in Vegas, and pulled that crap in the playoffs.

[Joe Bananas]

1. Joe Montana- perhaps we win 2 SBs?
2. Kimo- perhaps we win another.
3. Jeremy Hill- If he doesn't fumble as were running out the clock, none of the BS with Burfict and Pacman happens and we win.
4. Akili Smith- perhaps we take the Saints trade.
5. Joey Porter- because F that guy! Plus he jumped Levi in Vegas, and pulled that crap in the playoffs.

Perfect!

[Aceking]

1. Montana
2. Kimo

Ok, now that I’ve won us two Super Bowls, let’s make the world a better place:

3. Rae Carruth
4. Aaron Hernandez

And finally, because he’s the worst:

5. Hines Ward

If I had one more, it’d be Jeremy Hill.

[orange_black]

1. Joe Montana- perhaps we win 2 SBs?
2. Kimo- perhaps we win another.
3. Jeremy Hill- If he doesn't fumble as were running out the clock, none of the BS with Burfict and Pacman happens and we win.
4. Akili Smith- perhaps we take the Saints trade.
5. Joey Porter- because F that guy! Plus he jumped Levi in Vegas, and pulled that crap in the playoffs.

Perfect!

yea this is pretty spot on!

[stripesincarolina]

Can't argue with Montana and Kimo. And while there are always going to be bad apples that deserve to be punished such as Rae Carruth or Hernandez, I am more interested in banning two guys who have severely damaged the whole NFL experience more than any others in recent memory....Colin Kapernick and Eric Reid. Take your personal agenda somewhere else and spare us and your employer.

For my final pick I would like to remove, ban, fire, whatever....the biggest douchebag of all.....Roger Goodell.